Commentary:
"Expiration date? Nah, more like a gentle reminder that your food is playing hard-to-get 😉🚫🥑 #SpoilerAlert #FreshnessGoneMissing"
Funny expiration date quotes
Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.
Commentary:
Guess my card decided to go on a diet because it's looking really light now! 💸😅