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Funny expiration quotes

Funny expiration quotes bring a hilarious twist to those pesky dates on food labels and beyond 🍕⏳ Whether it’s milk, friendships, or ideas, nothing beats a good laugh about things that just don’t last forever 🤣💥 Ready to chuckle at the unexpected ways expiration sneaks into our lives? Dive in and enjoy some witty wisdom that’s fresh and funny—no expiry needed! 🥳🕒

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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