Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression. Posted onMay 18, 2026
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you. Posted onApr 1, 2026
I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.” Posted onApr 1, 2026