Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.” Posted onMay 29, 2026
Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing. Posted onMay 19, 2026