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Looks like starting a wildlife diner is the secret to happiness! 🐦🍼🐿️
Funny treatment quotes
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.
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The real lesson here is always carry a red nose in case you want to be suddenly popular during fog season 😂🦌🎅
Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.
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Ah, the sweet sound of silence—it's like a spa day for the ears! 🧖♀️🤫🎧
I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”
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"Botox: when you're not competing with time, just the other Botox club members! 😆💉👵✨"
Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.
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When small talk hits a little too close to… the wax strip! 😅✨🔥