Commentary:
When life gives you oranges, make sure they're ready for the party 🎉🍊👠
Funny slutty quotes
I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.
Commentary:
"Alcohol must have missed the memo on 'evil plans' and just decided to throw a giggle party instead! 🥂😂 Who knew being slutty was the real happy hour special? Cheers to keeping it saucy, not sinister! 🍹💃"
Don’t study, get slutty!
Commentary:
"Who needs textbooks when you've got sass and class? 😉 Remember, a little fun never hurt nobody! 📚💃 #StudyLessSlutMore"
I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.
Commentary:
Sounds like it's time to raise the bar on the fun-o-meter! 🎉😜