Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃 Related funny posts 🤝 Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps. Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything. Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.