I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’ Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the cats get better realtor deals than you π ππΈ Related funny posts π€ I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. Cats must think weβre so weird for constantly harvesting their poop. Cats are smarter than dogs. You canβt get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.