I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you wake up smelling like a spa and your pillow's living its best life 🍬💤✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Wake me up when I’m rich! Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.