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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Just shared via Twitch:

Talents: eating!

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Just landed via Discord:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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47 shares on Snapchat this month:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Just landed via Telegram:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Breaking via WeChat:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Making waves on Reddit:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Going viral on Instagram:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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