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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.