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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

43 shares on X this month:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Just shared via Telegram:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Making waves on TikTok:

Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Spreading quickly via Discord:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Just landed via Telegram:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Seen just now on Discord:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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