I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️" Related funny posts 😂 What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast? I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used. Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out. I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that? True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.