I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your data usage has Secret Service on speed dial πππ¨ Related Funny Posts π€ Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget. Sometimes, when I need a really good nightβs sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in. Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house. The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
