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I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Commentary:
When your data usage has Secret Service on speed dial 📞😂🚨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, dad, data, forget, funny memory, guy, i, me, memory, middle, middle school, need, never, Obama, phone, school, stop, tell, using, Verizon on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Commentary:
Brain upgrade needed! Battery's at 5% now 😂📚🔋

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 3, brain, days, humor, i, memory, middle, middle school, nostalgia, novel, read, reading, same, school, using on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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