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Still trying to tip the scales with good deeds so that cow doesn't come back in my next life 🐄✌️😅
Funny funny memory quotes
Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.
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I survived the ultimate childhood triathlon: outrunning dogs, dodging goats, and escaping the relentless beak of the wild chicken! 🐶🐐🐔😂
I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.
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When your data usage has Secret Service on speed dial 📞😂🚨