I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair. Posted onApr 1, 2026
Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken. Posted onApr 1, 2026