I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂" Related funny posts 😂 I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”. I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free. I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild. I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing. My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.