If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, Iβm not reading a text; Iβm just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just making sure my vocabulary game isn't all smoke and mirrors! ππ€π" Related funny posts π€ Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. Donβt let the British accent fool you. Iβm not saying anything smart. Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority. According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready. Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.