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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.