Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation ππππͺ Related funny posts π€ I hope this email makes you quit your job. Itβs really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five. You should be allowed to miss work if youβre not feeling sexy. Gravity called. Itβs sick of holding me up. People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.