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Funny geek quotes

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said β€˜Nope, too freaky!’

Posted onMay 27, 2026

People call me a β€œTrekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

May the algorithms be with you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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