Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun. Posted onMay 28, 2026
Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight. Posted onMay 19, 2026