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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
11 Funny behind quotes
Turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.
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That's why my selfies always look like I'm ready for a witness protection program 😂📸❤️
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.
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Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.
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When even the demon in your selfie has a better skincare routine 🧖♂️😂📸
You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.
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When you finally realize the laundry pile is secretly multiplying at night… 🧺🔄🧦
Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.
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When my brain's got its own secret club, and even I need a password to join 🤔🧠🔐
Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.
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When my tweet goes viral, I'm just exercising my eye rolls for the red carpet 👀🎤 #EyeRollOlympics
We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.
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Oh no, they're plotting your fabulousness again! 😎✨🙌
Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.
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Proof that even strong women can't shake their loyal bathroom buddies 🐾🚪🤣
Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.
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Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶♂️🤨✨