Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘♀️" Related funny posts 😂 How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers? My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point. Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone. If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.