Commentary:
"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶♂️😄'"
Funny maker quotes
I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.
Commentary:
"Living by my own rules and breaking them like it's a part-time job! 😂🤷♂️ #RebelWithACause 🚀📝"
When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.
Commentary:
Well, looks like even God has his own VIP section and doesn't bother with staff meetings! 🤣🙏 After all, running the universe must keep him pretty busy. #BossMoves #HeavenlyHierarchy
She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.
Commentary:
"Ah, the true magician in the kitchen! 🎩✨ Who needs a wand when you've got a sandwich maker that can work wonders? 🥪😄 #SandwichMagic"
They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.
Commentary:
"Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! 🤓☕️ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!"