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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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When your salad has more frequent flyer miles than you do 🥗💸✈️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged convenience, delivery, door, DoorDash, food, food delivery, half, hour, humor, i, just, miracle, phone, pick, punch, salad, spending, technology, things on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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