The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your salad has more frequent flyer miles than you do π₯πΈβοΈ Related funny posts π€ Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting. The cheapest way to fly is off the handle. Sometimes Iβll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend Iβm on a Delta flight. My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?