Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

Apr 1, 2026

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Humorous quote about the convenience of food delivery and unexpected luxury.

Commentary:
When your salad has more frequent flyer miles than you do 🥗💸✈️

convenience, delivery, door, DoorDash, food, food delivery, half, hour, humor, i, just, miracle, phone, pick, punch, salad, spending, technology, things

new funny quotes

Posted by:

Wordgag Team

Leave a Reply Cancel reply