Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order. Posted onMay 28, 2026
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child. Posted onMay 28, 2026
If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room. Posted onMay 27, 2026