There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when h… Commentary:Ah yes, the prologue of every romantic comedy where he's a "gentleman" and the floor is actually lava! 🤔😂🔥 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with. Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months. I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.
