There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Ah yes, the prologue of every romantic comedy where he's a "gentleman" and the floor is actually lava! 🤔😂🔥 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal. You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like. Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months. I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.