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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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Thinking about the gym so hard, I almost broke a mental sweat! 🧠💪😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged battle, exercise, fitness, getting, getting in shape, gym, half, hard, humor, i, mental, mental battle, motivation, procrastination, say, shape, thought, today, workout on Nov 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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