Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Commentary:
"Pancakes are the only acceptable breakfast discourse! πŸ₯žπŸ˜‚ But seriously, where's the waffle outrage committee when you need 'em? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ #BreakfastDebates"