“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in. Posted onMay 19, 2026
It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible. Posted onApr 1, 2026
Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead? Posted onMar 30, 2026