Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.