Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.