Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:π π "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" ππ Related funny posts π βThe average CEO reads 52 books a year.β Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like. If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life. Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix. βI read 20 books this year!β Thatβs nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.