Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:π π "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read. βI read 20 books this year!β Thatβs nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess. Donβt forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts. Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.