Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”
  • I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.
  • Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.
  • The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”
  • I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.
  • The older I get, the earlier it gets late.