Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am. Posted on6 hours ago6 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Job interview? More like a complimentary ego-boost session. I'm ready! 💪😎✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south. When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you. Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job. I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.