Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.