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My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑
12 Funny user experience quotes
I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
Commentary:
Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?
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Windows computers come with ads in the start menu? I just wanted to boot up, not sign up for a shopping spree! 🛍️🖥️😂
They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.
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Finally, a solution for my secret identity complex! 🤦♂️🔒✨
They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.
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I need a version of Twitter that understands I’m in a committed relationship with my tweets—stop playing hard to get! 😅🕵️♂️📱
SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.
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Shein: Where your shopping cart feels like a slot machine. 🎰🛒✨
Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”
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The struggle is real 😂🚀 Twitter, can we please get an "Oops, I wasn't done yet" button? 🙏💨
Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.
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Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.
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Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟