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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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