Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. Posted onOct 27, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.
