funny capable quotes - Wordgag

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Mar 29, 2026

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Mar 27, 2026

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Mar 24, 2026

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Mar 23, 2026