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Updated: Jul 2, 2026

I swear my consequences don’t even have actions.Jul 2, 2026
Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?Jul 2, 2026
I don’t have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear. Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.Jul 2, 2026
If you’re staying overnight in the hospital, there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital.Jul 1, 2026
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?Jul 1, 2026
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before, and prepare for the day coming.Jul 1, 2026
Shout out to people who rate and review things, because I don’t like to rate or review things, but I like to know how things are rated and reviewed.Jul 1, 2026

I swear my consequences don’t even have actions.Jul 2, 2026
Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?Jul 2, 2026
I don’t have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear. Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth.Jul 2, 2026
If you’re staying overnight in the hospital, there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital.Jul 1, 2026
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?Jul 1, 2026

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