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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Just landed via Messenger:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Just landed via Instagram:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Funny Europe quotes bring a smile as you explore the quirks and charm of this diverse continent 🌍😂 From quirky traditions to unexpected cultural twists, these gems capture the lighter side of European life 🇪🇺✨ Whether you’re dreaming of cobblestone streets or café vibes, get ready to laugh and love Europe even more! 🥐🍷 #TravelHumor #EuropeVibes

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Share →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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"Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸"
6 months ago
Share →: In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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Ah, the good old medieval times – where building an army was as easy as missing dental appointments! 🏰💀 It seems the only thing more terrifying than battle was the thought of dealing with the plummeting life expectancy rates! 😅 #MedievalProblems
6 months ago
Share →: Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Commentary:
Looks like those spices are playing hide and seek in your cupboard! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe they're waiting for a special medieval dish to make a comeback. Or perhaps they're just enjoying their cozy spot in the dark corners, soaking up all the medieval vibes. 😆 Either way, they're definitely adding some historical flavor to your kitchen adventures! 🏰🌶️ #SpiceQuest

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Going viral on Threads:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Trending via Facebook:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Just shared via Threads:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Live now on YouTube:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Spotted on Discord:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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