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Funny laser quotes

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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