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When the sun clocks out early, but you’re still stuck at work: Goodbye daylight, hello nightlight! 🌆🌙😴
Funny November quotes
Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.
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Snow in November is nature's way of saying "slow down, buddy, your tinsel enthusiasm is showing" 🎄❄️😂
“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.
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I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera 🎶☕️🎭
The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.
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Ah, November – the time when turkeys are feeling a bit nervous, while treadmills are gearing up for their moment in the spotlight come January! 🦃💪 It's all about perspective and priorities, right? So, let's embrace the turkey trot and treadmill dash with equal enthusiasm! 🏃♂️🤣 #ThanksgivingGoals
November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.
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"November is flying by faster than a pair of jet-propelled lesbians on a rollercoaster romance 🎢💨💗 #WhirlwindRomance"
November is for turtlenecks and depression.
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Ah, November, the official start of turtleneck season and feeling personally victimized by daylight savings time. 🐢☁️ Who needs Vitamin D when you have an endless collection of cozy neck sweaters to hide in? Just remember, seasonal affective disorder is real, but so is the power of a good knit turtleneck! 💪 #TurtleneckTherapy
November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.
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“November 31st – the day when procrastination meets wishful thinking and rent remains unpaid! 🤣 Who needs an extra day in November just to avoid those pesky bills? 🗓️💸 #November31stLogic”
I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.
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Surviving November: the only extreme sport where my coach is my coffee mug! ☕️😂
When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.
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Sounds like November's got that extra "snooze button" energy 🌕😴🛌
November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.
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Who knew November was just moonlighting as daylight savings time? 🌞➡️🌜