Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're on a quest to explore the ancient art of daily takeout! ππ€£π₯’ Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Thereβs a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but itβs written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says. Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently! Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout. Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?