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  • Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.
  • I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
  • So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.
  • They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.
  • God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.
  • I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.