Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?
- Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?
- When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”
- The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”
- It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.
