Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Commentary:
“I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don’t worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals”

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