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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Playful quote about dieting and ice cream betrayal, full of witty humor and relationship sass.

Commentary:
Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜† #CaughtInTheAct


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