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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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Sounds like your next boyfriend should start carbo-loading now! πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 3, anyone, boyfriend, breakup, dating, day, feel, humor, i, joke, life, love, love life, next, relationship, sarcasm, single, sorry, through on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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