I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously r… Commentary:"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier! The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing. I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence. I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me. Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.