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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status th…

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status th…

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Trying my best not to turn my life into a blockbuster drama reel 🍿😅📱

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged daily, daily routine, day, everyone, humor, i, least, media, myself, popcorn, posting, routine, self-control, social, social media, status, status update, stop, twice, update on Jul 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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