I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying my best not to turn my life into a blockbuster drama reel 🍿😅📱 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to. Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live. Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping. Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before. I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.