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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.