I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why talk when you can type a novel? π±βοΈπ #SilentButChatty" Related funny posts π€ But he was so nice on the prison phone calls. The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. Always remember, if you ever need me, Iβm just several phone calls and unread texts away. You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you donβt answer.