My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.