Commentary:
Sounds like you need a pop star's permission to get a coffee break 😂☕👀
Funny surveillance quotes
My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.
Commentary:
"Can't wait to see my phone's travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! 📱🕵️♂️🚚 #ItKnowsTooMuch"
Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.
Commentary:
"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious"
Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.
Commentary:
Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"
I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.
Commentary:
Oh, I can totally see the appeal of the Easter Bunny 🐰! Who needs a bearded old man spying on you as you sleep? 😂 Plus, giving candy is much more fun than getting coal! 🍬 #TeamEasterBunny
Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.
Commentary:
Trying to hide from the camera, but forgetting your phone is basically writing your biography 😂📱🔍📚