Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Thatโs one way to find out whoโs truly committed to the match! ๐ฃ๐ #LocalLove Related Funny Posts ๐ค Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, Iโm just going to go outside and scream. I commented to a friend that I didnโt know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie. My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on. The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser. Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person. I be outside telling people I donโt got social media when they ask. Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.