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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived…

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived…

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That’s one way to find out who’s truly committed to the match! 📣😂 #LocalLove

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, finding, funny story, guy, humor, i, interaction, lived, match, neighbor, neighborhood, once, outside, scream, social, social interaction, story, told on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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