Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That’s one way to find out who’s truly committed to the match! 📣😂 #LocalLove Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream. My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on. I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie. Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person. I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.